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"It appears this fever is largely contained to the most passionate of political types on the right." That's because the "most passionate" could face impeachment or worse, treason if the SAVE thing DOESN'T pass...and they are very well aware of that. #news https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/21/politics/save-america-act-republicans-poll

Some guy on #grindr just asked if he could fist me. I mean, I guess, dude. But I'm a really small man and people might think you're a freak with a hand puppet fetish instead. #gay

Foreclosed House (Danny is living in a cardboard box behind a Cici's Pizza)

#LendingTVShows
#HashTagGames

Bro, wars aren't projects. #iran isn't like #Cisco that is contractually obligated to deliver your switches on a particular day. Because guess what? Cisco never delivers things when they say they will. Shit will be there on a Sunday while you're out hiking and taking a dump behind a tree. *nods* Iran is kinda like Cisco. And just as theocratic. #trump

These people are crazy. Some dude on facebook asked "So you wouldn't go to war? You wouldn't serve your country? You're a traitor!" Being all warrior bro. No, dude...I'm too fucking old. They'll take you though. Pete needs a cabana boy to serve him daquiris. #news #hegseth https://www.thedailybeast.com/pentagon-pete-hegseth-shares-iran-war-propaganda-from-disgraced-marine/

My Nanny is so kewt :3 "There was a line out the door at the gas station" (she was getting a drink and smokes) Well, gas is almost $4 so not sure why "Why is it $4?" We're at #war with #iran "We are? How long has that been going on?" A month "Where have I been?" The same place I wanna be, Nanny. The same place I wanna be. #elderly

My buddy from highschool @Cjjones@mastodon.social is on the #fediverse ! Go #follow He's a really nerdy roughneck. Really nice, and really smart dude. Everyone will enjoy him. K. Thx. Bai

The Donald J. Trump Hospital for Children

#EvilCompanyNames
#HashtagGames

I want to do a #marchintosh project, but not sure what. I don't have a retro mac. I have an OS 8 and 9 VM in qemu (that runs damned smooth on my Apple Silicon MBP). Can't do #globaltalk because I can't open ports on our Optimum router (don't have the login). Ideas?

Proof or it didn't happen. I trust #trump about as much as a Taco Bell fart. #news https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cn5ge95q6y7t

In my story book, there is a tall, handsome king, who is preparing to go to war with an opposing clan, and he's donning his armor and readying his men and is about to go to war along with them. Proud kings do that. They fight wars for their people. They lead the charge. They lead. They don't run off to Florida to play golf. I think that's why I admire and respect #Zelenskyy so much. He has the makings of a proud, handsome king. #Trump does not. Trump is a coward. Though he thinks himself a king.